They didn't do crap.
Normally, I blame my students, but not this time. My honors kids are freaky brilliant and really motivated. I bet they were panting for work by Thursday. But did the sub bother to give it to them?
In my feverish delirium, I meticulously prepared fabulous lesson plans for each day of last week. Each day, my fellow teacher ran off whatever was required and hand-delivered the plans and handouts to the sub. She even gave him/her extra explanation of my plans.
Somehow I found all the reading assignments, all the handouts,and all the quizzes in a manila folder on my desk this morning. Untouched.
I did find one thing done. The 10th graders took the 9th graders' vocabulary quiz. Inexplicable.
When I asked 3rd period what they had done, Stoner But Brilliant Boy said, "Dude, we played charades. I, like, played charades for the class for, like, 45 minutes. I'm, like, really good at charades." The rest of the class nodded solemnly. "He really is, Ms. Hipteacher."